The Snacking Policy Committee: A Wormhole Operations Report

Snacking Policy 2023

As the esteemed members of the Snacking Policy Committee, we have convened to address the pressing matter of sustenance allocation in the wormhole network.

After rigorous deliberation and copious amounts of coffee, we have established the following snacking policy:

Snack Allocation Guidelines

• Snack packets must be stored within 3.5 meters of any wormhole entry point.
• Snack packets shall be color-coded for easy identification: Red for high-calorie, Green for low-calorie, and Blue for "don't even think about it".
• Snack packets shall not be shared with any non-committee member without explicit consent from the Snacking Policy Committee.

Hyperlinks to supporting documents:

Snack Packet Regulations

Snacking Policy Committee Members

For further snacking information, visit the Snacking Policy FAQ