Snack Policy

Wormhole Operations Sub-Committee

Snack Guidelines

As a valued member of the Wormhole Operations Sub-Committee, it is essential that you adhere to the following snack policy:

Approved Snacks:

Chili-Lime Fritos
Rocky Road Bars
Pineapple Juice Boxes

Prohibited Snacks:

Gloopernuts (they're toxic)
Gloopernut-flavored Gloopernut Sauce (double toxic)

Remember, snacking is an essential function of Wormhole Operations, but only the approved snacks are allowed. Do not attempt to bring in any unapproved snacks, or risk facing the wrath of the Snack Committee.

You can find more information on committee rulings and food compatibility tests.

Sub-Committee on Snack-Related Emergencies

For urgent snack-related issues, please contact the Sub-Committee on Snack-Related Emergencies at /subcommittee/er-snacking/emergencies.