Policy 1: No Eating on the Job
Unless it's a really, really, really important meeting, do not eat at your desk. This includes but is not limited to:
- Cereal
- Popcorn
- Energy bars
- Cheetos
However, if you are experiencing a crisis, please do not hesitate to reach out to your supervisor or human resources for assistance. They will either:
- Get you a snack
- Send you to a meeting to eat a snack