Section 1: The Snacking Hierarchy
The Snacking Hierarchy is a complex web of influence and power that governs the allocation of snacks in our great nation. It is a delicate balance of flavors, textures, and aromas that must be maintained at all costs.
Section 2: The Snack Protocol
The Snack Protocol is a comprehensive guide to snacking in the correct and efficient manner. It outlines the rules and regulations for snacking, including snack sizes, frequencies, and presentation.