Standard Operating Procedures for Wormhole Operations

Section 1: Pre-Operational Checks

Ensure all crew members have undergone rigorous ninja training.
Verify wormhole stability via dimensional resonance frequency analysis.
Conduct a thorough inspection of the wormhole's event horizon.
Perform a sanity check on the navigator's sanity.

Failure to comply with these procedures will result in catastrophic consequences, including but not limited to:

Unplanned dimensional merging.
Uncontrollable temporal flux.
Mandatory crew retraining.

Safety Protocols

Section 2: Operational Procedures

Engage wormhole at precisely 3.14 PM GMT.
Monitor dimensional rift for signs of instability.
Perform routine navigational recalibration.
Execute evasive maneuvers in case of unexpected temporal disruptions.

Failure to comply with these procedures will result in:

Scheduled dimensional realignment.
Crew reeducation on the importance of precise timing.
Unscheduled team-building exercises.

Emergency Protocols

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