**Tunnel Vision: A Guide to Fixing Your Intergalactic Commute
Are you tired of being stuck in traffic on the astral plane? Do you dream of traversing the cosmos with ease? Look no further than the Wormhole Tunnel Repairs subcommittee!
We're the unsung heroes of the interdimensional infrastructure, ensuring that your wormhole commute is as smooth as a summer day on a distant planet.
Our team of expert tunnel-dwellers will:
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