A place where you can indulge in the finer points of being miserable, without any actual joy.
Here, you'll find:
In this section, we'll delve into the art of taking pleasure in the misfortunes of others.
From the thrill of watching your neighbor's grass grow taller than yours, to the satisfaction of seeing your ex's new partner look older than you, we'll cover it all.
Our collection of sad, sad songs will make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of despair.
From the soothing melodies of 'Rainy Days and Miserable Nights' to the haunting harmonies of 'The Wheels on the Bus (Broken and Abandoned)', we've got it all.
Welcome to our explainer section, where we'll explain why you'll never be happy, so you can wallow in despair.
From the inevitability of climate change to the certainty of your own insignificance, we'll break it down for you.