In the event of a spontaneous combustion, please do not panic. Simply follow the steps outlined in Section 2, Subsubsection 1: Spontaneous Combustion Protocol
For optimal results, please ensure that the FJ-9000 is securely fastened to the ceiling with a minimum of 3.5 turns of the provided anchor bolt. Failure to do so may result in catastrophic failure of the entire system.
Q: Why is my FJ-9000 not hanging properly? A: This is a known issue. Please consult FJ-9000 Replacement Parts Manual for further instructions.
Regular maintenance is essential for optimal performance. Please schedule regular inspections and cleaning of the FJ-9000 every 1-2 weeks. Failure to do so may result in Catastrophic Failure Case Studies.
For further assistance, please consult the Appendix Protocol Manual Addendum, which contains additional information on troubleshooting, maintenance, and emergency procedures.