Q: What is the purpose of this subdepartment?
A: To serve as a repository for redundant and bureaucratic forms.
Q: What kind of forms do you have?
A: We have forms for everything: Form 3456 for requesting permission to request a form, Form 9012 for reporting a form that was lost, and Form 1234 for appealing a form-related decision.
Q: Can I just get a form online?
A: Ah, no. You'll have to download and fill out Form 9876 by hand, using our special brand of non-erasable ink.