We are the world's premier manufacturer of Subfixations, the world's most fixated objects.
Our factory is located in a secret underground bunker, hidden behind a waterfall in the Swiss Alps.
We employ only the most skilled and dedicated Subfixation craftsmen, who have spent years mastering the art of fixation.
Our products are used by top-secret agents, high-stakes gamblers, and anyone looking to fixate on something, anything.
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