Welcome to the infinite abyss, friend!
We know that life can be tough, but have you considered just, like, throwing yourself down a random wormhole?
It's like a cosmic spin cycle, but instead of getting lost in space, you get lost in your own existential dread!
Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals will guide you through the process with our patented Wormhole Therapy Technique (TM).
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