A: It's a fixation for someone to stare at a faucet that's flowing, but not quite working.
Learn more about subfixationsA: Because we're trying to drive our users mad with an endless loop of faucets.
Understand our methodsA: Only with a healthy dose of irony and a good therapist.
Seek helpA: Yes, but it's just a bunch of people staring at a faucet in a circle.
Join the groupA: No, but you can get a discount on our subfixation-themed merchandise.
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