Subfixation Techniques

A Guide to Fixating Like a Pro

Subfixation is a lost art. No longer! We've gathered the greatest minds in the land to bring you this comprehensive guide.

Rituals of Subfixation

1. The Ancient Subfixation Ritual: Light a candle, recite an incantation, and stare intensely at the wall for at least 4 hours.

2. The Subfixation Dance: Perform a choreographed routine to the tune of your favorite fixative tune.

3. The Fixation Jar: Fill a jar with your deepest desires, seal it with a lid, and shake it until the desires are extracted.

4. The Subfixation Mirror: Stare into the abyss that is the mirror, searching for the perfect fixate.

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