Today, we present to you a tale of woe, of strife, of utter disagreement. For in a world where the sky is blue and the grass is green, there existed a group of individuals who couldn't even agree on the color of the sky.
— A man named Bob said it was clearly a lovely shade of lavender, but his neighbor, a woman named Sue, insisted it was a deep, foreboding purple.
They argued on for weeks, each one convinced that their version was correct. They consulted the local library, the internet, and even the town's most esteemed expert, Dr. Egghead, but no one could provide a clear answer.
As the sun rose over the small town, the argument continued to rage, with each side dug in, unwilling to budge. It was a battle of wits, of wills, of who could shout the loudest.
But little did they know, a third option existed, one that would change the course of history forever: The Truth, revealed in all its glory!
Or, if you'd rather, you could read The Story of the Century's First Half, which details the early days of the dispute, whenประก the world was still a much more innocent place.
Or maybe you'd rather The Argumentative Anecdotes Wiki for even more information on this most fascinating topic!