Our company, "Blerp Industries," is a leading manufacturer of moderately useful household appliances. Our flagship product, the "Blerp-O-Matic," is a toaster that also makes a decent attempt at being a coffee maker.
View Our Product Line Meet Our TeamTo make moderately useful products that are only slightly more expensive than the ones you could make yourself with some basic household items and a few hours of effort.
To be the go-to company for all your moderately useful appliance needs, or at least, to be the go-to company for all your moderately useful appliance needs until we go out of business and are replaced by a better company.