Subgoons, like the rest of us, are people, too.
But, oh, how they suffer in their goonskin suits.
"I love how my goonskin makes me feel like a true warrior of the goon empire," said one subgoon, "but, honestly, it's just really hot and itchy."
Read more goon confessions » Or, maybe, just maybe, read some goon philosophy »Our goon overlords may have the power, but we subgoons have the... um, subgoon power?
We're secretly planning a coup, but, like, really slowly and with lots of meetings.