Welcome, citizen, to Subliminal TV, where we broadcast the utterly irrelevant, the patently absurd, and the mind-numbingly dull!
We've got an endless loop of elevator music, a parade of paint drying, and a special on the intricacies of dust accumulation on forgotten surfaces!
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