Subliminal TV

Learn to control minds, not just your cable box

Subliminal TV: The art of broadcasting thoughts, emotions, and desires directly into the minds of unsuspecting viewers. A masterclass in mind control for the modern age.

Course Description:

• Lesson 1: Thought Bullets - Mastering the basics of mental projectiles
• Lesson 2: Emotional Manipulation - The art of making people feel your pain
• Lesson 3: Thought Synthesis - Combining the best of both worlds
• Lesson 4: Thought Projection - Projecting your thoughts onto the world

Graduation and Mind Control Certification

Warning: This course is not for the faint of mind. Proceed with caution.