Step 1: Clear your schedule for the next 4-6 months.
Step 2: Inquire about your neighbors' Netflix passwords.
Step 3: Develop an intense obsession with fantasy football.
Technique 1: Master the art of making ramen noodles for every meal.
Technique 2: Learn to recognize and respond to the phrase "You're doing it wrong."
Technique 3: Practice the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing for 8 hours straight.
Bob spent 3 years on his couch, only to emerge as a master of doing nothing.
Sarah's 10-year Netflix binge resulted in a Ph.D. in procrastination.
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The Submandate 1.3 Handbook and The Art of Procrastination.
