CONFETTI REQUIREMENTS

IT'S TIME TO PARTY!

As per the Submandate 105, all celebrations must adhere to the following strict requirements:

• CONFETTI MUST BE THROWN WITH A MINIMUM VOLUME OF 105 DB
• ALL PARTICIPANTS MUST WEAR A HAT MADE FROM 100% ORGANIC PAPAROA FIBERS
• THE CONFETTI MUST BE LAUNCHED FROM A HEIGHT OF AT LEAST 105 FEET ABOVE GROUND LEVEL

Failure to comply with these requirements will result in immediate termination of the party and/or revocation of all confetti-throwing licenses.