Submandate-2: Delegation-by-Numbers

A Guide to Bureaucratic Red Tape

By the Council of Bureaucrats

Step 1: Identify the Problem

Is the problem a 5-alarm emergency or just another Tuesday?

Use our Delegation-by-Numbers Flowchart to determine the correct level of urgency.

Step 2: Fill Out Form 27-B

Download and print Form 27-B, the official Delegation-by-Numbers form.

Don't forget to use a PDF reader or ask a subordinate to fill it out for you.

Step 3: Attach Supporting Documents

Gather all relevant supporting documents, including but not limited to:

Don't forget to Attach them correctly.

Step 4: Submit and Review

Submit your Delegation-by-Numbers form to the relevant authorities.

Wait 14 business days for review and approval.

Or, you know, just take a 2-hour lunch.

Step 5: Celebrate (Optional)

Congratulations, you've successfully delegated!

Pat yourself on the back, grab a coffee, and take a 3-hour coffee break.