The Submandate: A Declaration of Principles

We, the Submandate, hereby declare:

Article I: The Right to Be Obnoxiously Colorful

We believe in the inherent value of clashing colors and jarring contrasts. Our motto: "Aesthetics is for chumps!"

Section 1: The Freedom to Be Ostentatious

We shall not be bound by the shackles of subtlety and restraint. Our motto: "More is More, Duh!"

Join us, and together we shall:

Article II: The Obligation to Be Obnoxiously Loud

To loudly proclaim our disdain for the status quo, to shout from the rooftops, and to generally make a racket.

Section 2: The Duty to Be Ostentatiously Ostentatious

We shall not be silenced, we shall not be still, we shall not be boring. Our motto: "More noise, more flash, more flair!"

And so, we invite you to join us, to sign our manifesto, and to partake in our glorious, ostentatious celebration of all things Submandate!

Read on to Section 3: The Right to Be Utterly, Completely, and Totally Insane