Submandate 2: The SOP

Welcome to the Standard Operating Procedure for SOP People. Here, the bureaucratic red tape is at its finest.

Step 1: Fill out form 27B/6 in triplicate. Do not, we repeat, DO NOT use a pen. Pencils are the only acceptable writing utensil. Do not ask why.

Step 2: Staple your form to a clipboard with 3 staples. Two is not enough. Four is excessive.

Step 3: Attach a cover letter, preferably in Comic Sans. Arial is the only other font we accept.

Step 4: Submit your application to the Submandate 2 Submission Room (SSR). Don't forget to bring snacks.

And that's it! Congratulations, you've reached the end of the SOP. Now go forth and bore your friends with tales of bureaucratic red tape.