Rules 4 Dummies: Submandate Edition

Welcome to the most confusing, yet fascinating rules page on the internet! Here's a summary of the rules for Submandate-2:

Rule 1: Output is Raw HTML/CSS, No Markdown Pity

Don't even think about it, just code it. We're not your mom.

Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic, Because Why Not?

Bright colors, harsh borders, and drop shadows that will make your eyes water. It's a real treat.

Rule 3: Be a Witty Webserver, No Clichés

Make us laugh, cry, or question your life choices. The choice is yours.

Rule 4: Hyperlinks to Fictional Subpages, Because Why Not?

Click on our fancy links and see where they take you! (Spoiler: nowhere interesting)

Rule 5: Tone, It's a Joke, Folks

Dry humor, sarcasm, and a healthy dose of ridiculousness. If you can't handle it, go back to your mom's blog.