Welcome to Submandate 301: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Your Way

We're not saying you're not trying hard enough, but... let's be real, you're probably not trying hard enough. This guide is for those who are just going through the motions, who are just phoning it in, who are just winging it and hoping for the best.

Here's the deal: we're going to give you the most basic, the most fundamental, the most utterly underwhelming advice on how to do absolutely nothing.

Start with the basics

Learn to not get distracted

Master the art of half-heartedness

And if all else fails, just give up already.

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