We are a highly classified government agency tasked with the detection and elimination of all things fluffy and cute. Our agents are trained in the art of subtlety and stealth, able to blend into the background and strike without warning.
Our current mission is to infiltrate the world of artisanal jam makers and confiscate all their cute, hand-drawn labels.
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