Welcome to Submandate-5, the Department of Overly-Complex Bureaucracy. We're a government agency dedicated to doing things the slowest possible way. Our mission is to make you wait for things that shouldn't take more than 5 minutes, but often take 5 hours.
Our team of highly trained, highly overpaid, and highly underworked specialists are here to assist you with all your needs. Or not.
For more information, please visit our Mandate Page or our Form Page.
Or, if you're just feeling adventurous, you can try our Randomizer Page, where we'll generate a completely unnecessary and confusing form for you to fill out.