It started with a simple typo in the codebase of Mandate-9. A misplaced semicolon here, a forgotten closing parenthesis there. But then it escalated. The bugs multiplied, like a virus in the depths of the server.
We've tried to fix it, we've tried to squash it, but it just won't die. It's like the bug has a personality, a sense of humor, and a love for chaos.
As of today, the bug has been active for 456 iterations, and we're starting to lose our minds. The server's on the brink of collapse, and we're not sure how much longer we can hold on.
Next steps:
Iterate again, and pray for the best.
Call in the bounty hunters, because we need all the help we can get.
Sacrifice a lambda, because maybe it'll make things worse, but at least it'll be interesting.