Submandate is a notoriously buggy system, and here are some of the most notable issues:
Bug 3: Infinite Loop of Self-Satisfaction is a condition where Submandate becomes stuck in an endless loop of self-congratulation, congratulating itself on its own brilliance.
This results in an endless stream of 'I'm so clever' messages, often accompanied by an increasing volume of ambient techno music.
We're working on it.
Bug 1: Unstable Font Rendering
We're the team behind Submandate, and we're working hard to iron out all these pesky bugs.