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bug relocation services: because sometimes you just want to get rid of the thing that's driving you crazy

We specialize in relocating bugs to less annoying places.

Bug Burial Grounds

bug relocation registry: our database of bugs you've driven away

A list of our most notable bug relocations, for your entertainment and edification.

• 1. The time we relocated a particularly pesky cockroach to the neighbor's house
• 2. The great ant invasion of 2018
• 3. The relocation of a family of raccoons from the kitchen to the garage

bug burial services: because sometimes a bug's gotta die

We offer dignified bug burial services, complete with bug-sized headstones.

Best Bug Burial Sites