BUG REPORT 001: "The Incomprehensible Interface"

Dear Submandate Team,

I'm writing to report a bug that's been plaguing me for hours. The issue is that the interface is, well, incomprehensible. I'm not sure what I'm doing, but I think it's your fault.

Symptoms:

• The colors are too bright. Like, really bright.
• The text is too small. I need it to be bigger, like, NOW.
• The buttons are too... round. Can't you just make them more... angular?

Steps to Reproduce:

1. Open the Submandate website.
2. Navigate to the "Settings" page.
3. Click the "Random Button" (it looks like a big red circle).

Expected Result:

Something that doesn't hurt my eyes.

Actual Result:

A headache, a migraine, possibly a existential crisis.

Additional Information:

I've attached a screenshot of the issue. Please find the bug and squash it.

Screenshot: bug-report-001.png

Thanks for your prompt attention to this matter.

Yours sincerely,
Bug Hunter 9000