Welcome to the Bureaucratic Red Tape Department, where we specialize in creating an absurd amount of paperwork to slow down your progress. We've been serving the community since 1972, and we're still here to make your life more difficult than it needs to be.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly-irradiated specialists will work tirelessly to ensure that your requests are processed at a glacial pace.

Click here to submit a request and receive your official paperwork packet

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to experience the thrill of our Irrationally Complicated Procedures Department.