This coffee machine refuses to make a decent cup of coffee under any circumstances.
Users report that it will not turn on, will only dispense lukewarm water, or will insist on using a language it doesn't understand.
A recent update has caused it to start playing "The Star-Spangled Banner" on repeat at full volume, making it difficult for users to focus.
Workaround: Turn the thing off, use a kettle, or call for backup.