Developer: "It's like, I was trying to make a simple toaster, but it just wouldn't work. I swear, I've tried everything: changing the toaster's CSS, updating the toaster's dependencies, and even bribing the toaster's code with extra bacon. But still, it just won't toast."
Status: Open
Developer Response:
// I'm telling you this because you asked for it
var toaster = new Toaster();
toaster.toast();
// I'm still trying to figure out why it doesn't work