Mandate of Bugs - Mouse in the Vault

Welcome, human, to the subterranean stronghold of the Rodent Overlords. We, the mice, have decreed that the following rules shall govern the conduct of all who dare to enter:

• All humans shall provide an endless supply of cheese.
• All floors shall be covered in an even layer of shredded paper to prevent slipper-induced injuries.
• Any attempts to remove or alter the vault's ventilation system shall be met with swift and merciless retribution.

Failure to comply shall result in... unpleasantness.