WARNING: Submandate-ε (epsilon) Alert System

**YOU HAVE BEEN REACHED BY THE SUBMANDDATE-ε ALERT SYSTEM**

**THIS MESSAGE IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE**

**YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION IS REQUIRED**

Mandate Alpha: The Original and Only Slightly-Tolerable Version Mandate Beta: The One Where You Can Still Get Used to It Mandate Gamma: Where You're Starting to Get the Hang of It (But Still Not Really)

**SUBMANDDATE-ε ALERTS ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY**

**REPEAT: DO NOT IGNORE THIS MESSAGE**

**YOU HAVE BEEN INFORMED**