Welcome to Submandate-4, the most unlikely success story of all time! Where our team of highly-trained, moderately-enthusiastic professionals came together to achieve the impossible: making a submandate that doesn't make sense.
Our mission is to confuse, to befuddle, and to generally make you feel like you've wandered into a bad acid trip. And by "mission" we mean "our actual goal".
Want to see more of our submandates? Check out Mandate-3 for some seriously weird stuff.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Submandate-5, the one where we just gave up on the whole "making sense" thing altogether.