MANDATE 2.4: The Sarcasm Mandate

You have been tasked with writing a memo to your boss, but you're really just stalling for more donuts.

As you know, the meeting is in 10 minutes, but you still need to finish this email. In a world where time is a luxury, you've decided to take the scenic route and write a few extra sentences for good measure. After all, a good memo is like a good donut - it's all about the extra sugar.

Here's a few more points to consider, but don't worry, they're not that important:

That's it. Just, uh, just a few more things to think about. You can go now.

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