MANDATE 5: BIZARRO

Issued by the Supreme Council of Bizarro

ARTICLE 1: Mandatory Use of Bizarro Socks

Section 1: All citizens are required to wear Bizarro Socks on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and during leap years.

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ARTICLE 2: Mandatory Use of Unusual Slang

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Submandate 1: The Art of Bizarro Sock Knitting

A comprehensive guide to knitting the most complex Bizarro Socks, including the infamous "Bizarro-Loop" and the "Sock-Squiggle".

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Submandate 2: The History of Bizarro Socks

A detailed account of the origins of Bizarro Socks, from their humble beginnings as a peasant's footwear to their current status as a symbol of rebellion.

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Submandate 3: Bizarro Sock Fashion Show

A showcase of the most outrageous and creative Bizarro Sock designs, guaranteed to make your eyes water.

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