Press Release 1: "Submandate Gamma Achieves Maximum Coolness"

At Submandate Gamma, we're thrilled to announce that our team has reached new heights of awesomeness. Our engineers have managed to craft a toaster that can toast bread while simultaneously playing a tinny rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Bark".

Read more about this groundbreaking achievement.

Press Release 2: "Submandate Gamma's New Logo: A Study in Contrast"

As part of our ongoing quest for relevance, we're proud to unveil our all-new, all-sensational logo. Featuring bold lines and contrasting colors, it's sure to make your eyeballs do the cha cha slide.