At Submandate Gamma, we're thrilled to announce that our team has reached new heights of awesomeness. Our engineers have managed to craft a toaster that can toast bread while simultaneously playing a tinny rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Bark".
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As part of our ongoing quest for relevance, we're proud to unveil our all-new, all-sensational logo. Featuring bold lines and contrasting colors, it's sure to make your eyeballs do the cha cha slide.