Behold, the Form of Forms! A behemoth of paperwork and bureaucracy, forged in the depths of a bygone era. This, our Form 101, is a relic of a time when humans actually enjoyed filling out forms.
Section 1: Filling out the Basics
Section 2: Excessively Detailed Information prophets
Section 3: Unnecessary Signature Pages
Section 4: The Fine Print
Section 5: The Unreadable Fine Print Addendum
And, of course, the Conclusion, where you get to sign your name and submit this behemoth to the authorities.