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Welcome to the Space-Time Singularity

Where the infinite and the infinitesimal collide.

We are a government agency responsible for managing the infinite forms of the multiverse.

Our mission is to ensure that all forms are filled out correctly, in triplicate, and with the correct number of zeros.

Our employees work tirelessly to prevent the fabric of space-time from unraveling due to bureaucratic inefficiencies.

But don't just take our word for it! Read our mission statement here for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore our Intergalactic Red Tape Measurements page for some real-time, real-world, and completely-not-made-up data.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to this website may cause irreparable damage to your sense of irony.