Weekly Mandate Schedule: Sunday Edition

Due to popular demand, we've condensed the most important tasks into one glorious day.

Mandatory Leisure Activities:

• 9:00 AM - Mandatory brunch with in-laws
• 10:00 AM - Watch an entire season of cat videos on YouTube
• 11:00 AM - Call your mother and pretend to care about her bingo games

Purge social media of all non-essential relationships

Adopt the 30-minute nap protocol

Mandatory Productivity Tasks:

• 1:00 PM - Write a strongly-worded letter to the neighbor's kid who won't stop skateboarding
• 2:00 PM - Learn to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich
• 3:00 PM - Practice the art of pretending to be a responsible adult

Enroll in Adulting 101

Learn the secrets of effective parenting

Optional but Highly Recommended:

• 4:00 PM - Take a 10-minute break to stare at the wall
• 5:00 PM - Engage in a heated debate with a stranger about politics

Discover the art of doing nothing