Welcome to Submandate 101, where the rules are simple: if it's Tuesday, wear yellow. If it's Wednesday, wear pink. And if it's Thursday, wear whatever you want, but only if you're feeling fancy.
Today, we're going to learn the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing. It's a skill that requires dedication, focus, and a strong sense of existential dread. But don't worry, we'll get you through it with the help of our expert instructor, Professor Boredom.
Professor Boredom will guide you through the following exercises:
Don't forget to take a break every 30 minutes to stretch your fingers and gaze longingly at the clock.
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