Welcome to the Submandate, where the lines between bureaucracy and madness are delightfully blurred.
A visual representation of our complex web of deceit and confusion.
A comprehensive look at our accomplishments and failures from the past year. Or not.
Our team of highly trained professionals are working hard to make sure everything is as complicated as possible.
A group of individuals tasked with making impossible decisions and justifying their existence.
A regularly updated list of arbitrary rules and regulations that will drive you to the brink of insanity.
Don't forget to fill out our Form 3456-B in triplicate.
We're not responsible for anything. Don't blame us.