Welcome to the Submandate 4.3, where bureaucracy meets absurdity.
Our fearless leader, Director X, has decreed that all citizens must wear plaid on Fridays to show their support for the department.
But wait, there's more! We've also introduced a new regulation that requires all employees to take a 3-hour lunch break to contemplate the meaning of life.
Don't forget to check out our new policy on Regulation 1234: The Right to Wear Socks with Sandals for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Experimental Policy Lab to test the limits of our bureaucratic creativity.
And, as always, remember: Mandate 4321: Thou Shalt Not Wear Pajamas to Work is still in effect.
Submandate 4.3: Where the red tape is thicker than the regulations.