Submandate 4.3: The Injunctions

Injunctions of Unrelenting Folly

The Injunctions of Unrelenting Folly: a collection of binding agreements that no one reads, yet everyone fears.

Submandate 4.3, Section 7, Article 3:

  1. Article 3, Subsection 1: All users must surrender their firstborn to the Ministry of Unrelenting Folly.
  2. Article 3, Subsection 2: All users must sign a 10-year contract with the Injunctions of Unrelenting Folly.

Proceed to Submandate 4.3: The Injunctions of Unrelenting Folly, Section 7, Article 3, Subsection 4