Welcome to the Submandate of the Absurdity of the Toaster, where the rules are made up and the toaster is always right.
In this esteemed institution, we specialize in the study of the absurd, the illogical, and the utterly bewildering.
Our research focuses on the toaster's propensity for producing burnt toast, exploding crumb trays, and an endless loop of 8-bit beeps.
Join us in our quest for the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, but mostly the toaster.
Read the Manifesto of the Absurdity