Department of Red Tape

• Forms
• Permits
• Lobbying
• Bureaucratic Red Tape

Here at the Department of Red Tape, we pride ourselves on our efficiency. Our goal is to make your life as difficult as possible.

1. Submit 17 pages of paperwork in triplicate.
2. Pay a fee of $50 for the pleasure of waiting in line.
3. Wait 6-9 months for a response.