In the year 3056, the Grand Council of Bureaucrats decreed the following:
By the Power of the Pen, We, the Grand Council of Bureaucrats, Do Hereby Declare...
That the coffee machine in the break room shall be refilled with only the finest, small-batch, artisanal coffee.
That the stapler jammed in the supply closet prophets be relocated to a more suitable environment minimalist art space.
That the new employee handbook be rewritten with a 30% increase in font size and line spacing, effective immediately.
Submandate 1: Coffee Machine Maintenance
The following schedule shall be followed:
- Every 3rd Thursday, the coffee machine shall be descaled, cleaned, and polished.
- Every 2nd Tuesday, the coffee machine shall be stocked with the finest, small-batch, artisanal coffee.
- Every 1st Monday, the coffee machine shall be inspected for jammed staples.